Day at the pool... (as I'm drinking a bottle of Miller Lite)
Security Guard approaches in stealth mode: You know what I do to girls that drink out of glass bottles at the pool, right?
Me: No, I don't actually.
Security Guard: Throw them in the pool.
Me: You know what I do with glass bottles?? (as he's walking away)
Security Guard: No, what?
Me: Crack skulls.
Totally unnecessary seeing as he had become a non-threat at this point and my beer/self were in no apparent danger. However, I couldn't help myself. The timing was perfect.
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it was amazing.
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