Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Random Convo

Day at the pool... (as I'm drinking a bottle of Miller Lite)

Security Guard approaches in stealth mode: You know what I do to girls that drink out of glass bottles at the pool, right?

Me: No, I don't actually.

Security Guard: Throw them in the pool.

Me: You know what I do with glass bottles?? (as he's walking away)

Security Guard: No, what?

Me: Crack skulls.

Totally unnecessary seeing as he had become a non-threat at this point and my beer/self were in no apparent danger. However, I couldn't help myself. The timing was perfect.